Friday, January 20, 2012

最危险的英文字母 The most Dangerous English Language Alphabet


Which is the most Dangerous English Language Alphabet ?? 
  
Answer "W"... It is tension generator... 
  
   because all the worries get initiated with "W"... 
  
Who?? Why? 

What?When? 
  
Which??Whom?? 
  
Where?? 
  
War... 
Wine...Whisky... Women... 
  
  
And finally   ...
  
  
  
Believe it or not   .......... 
  
  
WIFE!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

老人不好欺 DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!


We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 



'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs...' 

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 

'YES!' stated the waitress... 

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said...

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.


 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!  WE'VE been around the block more than once! 

Friday, August 26, 2011

麦克的故事 The Story of Michael Carroll


The Daily Mail of UK reported on 8 Feb 2010:


He is the Lotto Lout who turned up to collect his £9.7million win wearing an electronic offender's tag.
But eight years on, Michael Carroll, the self-styled King of Chavs, is back to where he started - on the dole.
The 26-year-old former dustbin man yesterday revealed he has squandered his multi-million fortune on drugs, gambling and thousands of prostitutes.

But he insisted he is just as happy getting £42 a week in jobseeker's allowance.
He said: 'The party has ended and it's back to reality. I haven't got two pennies to rub together and that's the way I like it. I find it easier to live off £42 dole than a million.
'It's a bit strange going on the dole again because that's what I was doing before I won.
'I've lived the high life but I want my job back and to earn a normal wage. I'll do anything to earn a pound or two now.'

Carroll's jackpot win in 2002 disappeared with astonishing speed as the tattooed self-styled 'King of the Chavs' lavished several million pounds on family and friends and hundreds of thousands on drugs.
By the end of 2003, he was smoking £2,000 of crack cocaine every day and hosting drug and drink fuelled parties at his £325,000 home, the notorious Grange in Downham, Norfolk.
Angry at his life of excess, his wife Sandra left him and took their baby daughter Brooke with her.
Rather than see the decision as a wake-up call, Carroll continued on his life of excess, turning to prostitutes.
He boasted about sleeping with four a day - a total of 2,000 at a cost of £100,000 over eight years - in order to sate his sexual appetite.
Carroll told the News of the World: 'I could go for days without sleeping because of the drugs - so I would just spend night and day s****ing with all these hookers.'

Describing how he descended into a world of drugs and paying for sex, he continued: 'I only started to think about three things - drugs, sex and gold.
'The dealer who introduced me to crack has more of my lotto money than I do.
'He handed me my first bag of the stuff for free then he hiked up the price every time he came back. He knew what he was doing - but it blew my mind.'
He also spent a small fortune on his trademark chunky gold jewellery and a fleet of cars, including a black Mercedes van emblazoned with the phrase 'King of Chavs'.
Carroll said: I would buy these huge necklaces. One cost me around £2,000. All of it was robbed in 2004. There was about £100,000 worth of gold stolen. But the next day I went out and bought it all again.'
Repairs to properties he has wrecked with raucous parties have also cost him thousands and he reportedly lost an estimated £80,000 on a property deal in Dubai after the market fell.
Carroll also lost £1million on the dogs and horses and even injected £1million into his favourite football team, Rangers.
Carroll was down to his last £500,000 cash in 2008 and last year sold his £400,000 fleet of luxury cars and spent the proceeds. 
He said he had no regrets about his lost fortune, but admitted that others had benefited from the win more than he had.
'I'm just glad it's over. There were also vultures everywhere after my cash. I started to see what people were really like.'
Carroll became notorious for his yobbish behaviour and answering any criticism with a one-fingered salute.
He arrived to collect his winnings wearing an electronic offender's tag, fitted after he was found drunk and disorderly and has appeared before the courts dozens of times for anti- social behaviour.
In 2004, Carroll was jailed for five months after failing to comply with a drug treatment order, imposed as part of a sentence for cocaine possession.
He was also handed an Asbo by magistrates in King's Lynn, Norfolk, for catapulting ball bearings at cars and windows from his Mercedes, causing thousands of pounds of damage.
Under its terms, he was not allowed to threaten, harass or intimidate anyone in the borough of West Norfolk, an area covering about 400 square miles.
The order also prevented him from threatening or attempting to cause criminal damage in the same area.
In 2008, thugs killed 12 of his dogs and ran him out of his lavish Downham, Norfolk, home and he has never returned. 
Instead it stands vandalised and derelict with his pool filled with rubbish. 
Carroll now lives in his other smaller home.
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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

以色列的车速管理 Speed Control - The Israeli Way

以色列的车速管理方法,经济有效,又有创意!

The Israeli way of speed control is effective and economical, and innovative as well.


Monday, June 6, 2011

培养贵人气质的门径

一:沉稳
  1. 不要随便显露你的情绪。
  2. 不要逢人就诉说你的困难和遭遇。
  3. 在征询别人的意见之前,自己先思考,但不要先讲。
  4. 不要一有机会就唠叨你的不满。
  5. 重要的决定尽量有别人商量,最好隔一天再发布。
  6. 讲话不要有任何的慌张,走路也是。
二:细心
  1. 对身边发生的事情,常思考它们的因果关系。
  2. 对做不到位的执行问题,要发掘它们的根本症结。
  3. 对习以为常的做事方法,要有改进或优化的建议。
  4. 做什么事情都要养成有条不紊和井然有序的习惯。
  5. 经常去找几个别人看不出来的毛病或弊端。
  6. 自己要随时随地对有所不足的地方补位。

三:胆识
  1. 不要常用缺乏自信的词句
  2. 不要常常反悔,轻易推翻已经决定的事。
  3. 在众人争执不休时,不要没有主见。
  4. 整体氛围低落时,你要乐观、阳光。
  5. 做任何事情都要用心,因为有人在看着你。
  6. 事情不顺的时候,歇口气,重新寻找突破口,就结束也要干净利落。


四:大度
  1. 不要刻意把有可能是伙伴的人变成对手。
  2. 对别人的小过失、小错误不要斤斤计较。
  3. 在金钱上要大方,学习三施(财施、法施、无畏施)
  4. 不要有权力的傲慢和知识的偏见。
  5. 任何成果和成就都应和别人分享。
  6. 必须有人牺牲或奉献的时候,自己走在前面。


五:诚信
  1. 做不到的事情不要说,说了就努力做到。
  2. 虚的口号或标语不要常挂嘴上。
  3. 针对客户提出的“不诚信”问题,拿出改善的方法。
  4. 停止一切“不道德”的手段。
  5. 耍弄小聪明,要不得!
  6. 计算一下产品或服务的诚信代价,那就是品牌成本。


六:担当
  1. 检讨任何过失的时候,先从自身或自己人开始反省。    
  2. 事项结束后,先审查过错,再列述功劳。
  3. 认错从上级开始,表功从下级启动
  4. 着手一个计划,先将权责界定清楚,而且分配得当。
  5. 对“怕事”的人或组织要挑明了说。