Friday, August 17, 2012
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
I Have to Sack My Secretary 我開除女秘書的原因
我這秘書可真貼心啊 ! 但是，我把她開除了，原因 ----
兩個禮拜之前，是我45歲的生日。
那天早上，我的心情還不錯。
我想，吃早餐的時候，我老婆一定會高興的跟我說生日快樂，搞不好，還會準備一個禮物送我呢！結果她不但沒有跟我說生日快樂，就連"早安"也沒一句。
我想: 算了，老婆就是這樣！可能小孩还會記得吧。結果，小孩來吃早餐的時候，也是什麼都沒說。
等我到公司的時候，我已經覺得滿沮喪的了。
當我要走進辦公室的時候，我的秘書珍娜對我說：早安阿，老闆，生日快樂！我頓時覺得好一點，至少還有人記得。
工作到了中午，珍娜敲敲我的門，說：你知道嗎？今天天氣不錯，而且又是你的生日，不如到外面用餐吧，就我跟你。
我說：这是我今天聽到最好聽的話，走吧！
我們沒有到我們平常用餐的地方，反而去了郊外一個比較私人的地方。
我們點了兩杯馬丁尼，好好的享受這頓午餐。
在回去的路上，珍娜說：今天真的是美好的一天。我想，我們不一定要回去公司吧?我說：我想不用吧。
她說：那，不如去我家吧！
到了她家之後，她說：老闆，如果你不介意，我想到房間換件比較舒服的衣服。
當然！我興奮的說。於是她進去房間。
六分鐘之後，她拿了一個大生日蛋糕出來。Surprise!!
接著走出來的是我太太，小孩以及一群朋友，全部唱著「生日快樂」歌。
而我則坐在沙發上 ............
一絲不掛！
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Monday, June 4, 2012
A Child Who Can See Perfectly in the Dark!
A boy has stunned medics with his ability to see in pitch black with eyes that glow in the dark.
Doctors
have studied Nong Youhui's amazing eyesight since his dad took him to
hospital in Dahua, southern China, concerned over his bright blue eyes.
Dad
Ling said: "They told me he would grow out of it and that his eyes
would stop glowing and turn black like most Chinese people but they
never did."
Medical
tests conducted in complete darkness show Youhui can read perfectly
without any light and sees as clearly as most people do during the day.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Never Under-estimate a Chinese
A
Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells
him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the
Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in
front of the bank.. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The
Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The
loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow
$5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I
return.'
Never laugh at a Chinese!
Monday, April 2, 2012
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
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