老婆你真美 Oh, You Are Beautiful, Dear

情人节的晚上，

老公问老婆：
你喜欢什么花？

老婆羞答答说：
我喜欢两种花...  
老公急却地问：
那两种？我送给你！

老婆低头小声说：
有钱花跟随便花！

老公傻傻地说：你真美！

老婆妩媚地问：我哪美？

老公深情地说：想得美！！
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中国:子弹车 China: The Non-Stopping Bullet Train Concept

A new Chinese train innovation -

How to get on & off the bullet train without stopping. Yet passengers get on and off. No time is wasted. The bullet train is moving all the time.

If there are 30 stations between Beijing and Guangzhou, just stopping and accelerating again at each station will waste both energy and time. A mere 5 min stop per station (elderly passengers cannot be hurried) will result in a total loss of 5 min x 30 stations or 2.5 hours of train journey time!

The Chinese have come up with a non-stopping train concept. When the train arrives at a station, it will not stop at all.

Embarking passengers at a station get onto a connector cabin way before the train even arrives at the station.

When the train arrives, it just slows down to pick up the connector cabin at the top of the train near the front.

While the train travels away from the station, these passengers will board the train from the connector cabin.

After passengers have boarded the train, the cabin connector cabin will move to the back of the train so that the passengers disembarking at the next station can board the connector cabin.

When the train arrives at the next station, the rear connector cabin is left behind at the station whilst the front of the train picks up embarking passengers in another connector cabin. 

太监的故事 The Eunuchs

下面没有了

一天纪晓岚进宫要面圣，被一个太监拦着。那太监素知纪晓岚饶富机智奇才，便央求他说个故事，否则不让他过去。

纪晓岚没办法，只好说道：‘从前有一个太监，’说道这里，顿了一下却不说了。

太监等了半响，忍不住问道，‘下面呢？’

这时纪晓岚笑了笑说，‘下面没有了。’

太监红了脸讪讪的让纪晓岚过了去。
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那个东西还在嘛
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说话纪晓岚考上状元的时候，年纪还很轻，于是便有个太监想戏弄他。

太监出了个上联要他对：‘小翰林 穿冬服 持夏扇 一部春秋曾读否’
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纪晓岚不甘示弱，便回答：‘老总管 生南方 长北地 那个东西还在嘛？’
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企业世界生存之道 Surviving in the Corporate World

Survival of the fittest.

Two guys were hiking through the jungle. Suddenly, they spotted a tiger. The tiger looked very hungry and very fast.

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of good shoes and changes his shoes.

His friend looked at him, 'Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?'

Any guesses for the answer?

The answer is: 'I don't have to run faster than that tiger. I just have to run faster than you.'

If this is also your answer, then: Welcome to the corporate world.
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布什总统演讲录 Great Moments in Presidential Speec.....

乾隆时期瓷器值六千九百万美金 This Chinese Vase Sold for US$ 69 Million Dollars

An 18th-century Chinese vase fetched a staggering 43 million pounds (US$69.2 million dollars, 50.7 million euros), an auction record for Chinese art on 11 Nov 2010 in a sale at a small London auction house.

The 16-inch (40-centimetre) Qianlong porcelain vase which dates from around 1740, is decorated with a "humorous fish" motif and has an elaborate construction which allows one to look through perforations in the outer vase to see a smaller vase inside.

The price is thought to be the highest ever paid for a Chinese artwork at auction, beating an 11th-century Song dynasty scroll which sold for 65.8 million dollars at a Beijing Poly International Auction in June 2010.

摇滚小孩 Roller Babies

许愿井 Wsihing Well

印尼活火山 Restless Volcano, Indonesia

A man rides his motorcycle during ash rain in the city of Magelang as Mount Merapi volcano in Indonesia erupts on Thursday, November 4, 2010.

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垂死者的五大悔恨 Five Regrets of the Dying

By Bronnie Ware Platinum Quality Author

For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives.

People grow a lot when they are faced with their own mortality. I learned never to underestimate someone's capacity for growth. Some changes were phenomenal. Each experienced a variety of emotions, as expected, denial, fear, anger, remorse, more denial and eventually acceptance. Every single patient found their peace before they departed though, every one of them.

When questioned about any regrets they had or anything they would do differently, common themes surfaced again and again. Here are the most common five:

1. I wish I'd had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

This was the most common regret of all. When people realise that their life is almost over and look back clearly on it, it is easy to see how many dreams have gone unfulfilled. Most people had not honoured even a half of their dreams and had to die knowing that it was due to choices they had made, or not made.

It is very important to try and honour at least some of your dreams along the way. From the moment that you lose your health, it is too late. Health brings a freedom very few realise, until they no longer have it.

2. I wish I didn't work so hard.

This came from every male patient that I nursed. They missed their children's youth and their partner's companionship. Women also spoke of this regret. But as most were from an older generation, many of the female patients had not been breadwinners. All of the men I nursed deeply regretted spending so much of their lives on the treadmill of a work existence.

By simplifying your lifestyle and making conscious choices along the way, it is possible to not need the income that you think you do. And by creating more space in your life, you become happier and more open to new opportunities, ones more suited to your new lifestyle.

3. I wish I'd had the courage to express my feelings.
Many people suppressed their feelings in order to keep peace with others. As a result, they settled for a mediocre existence and never became who they were truly capable of becoming. Many developed illnesses relating to the bitterness and resentment they carried as a result.

We cannot control the reactions of others. However, people may initially react when you change the way you are by speaking honestly, but in the end it raises the relationship to a whole new and healthier level. Either that or it releases the unhealthy relationship from your life. Either way, you win.

4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.

Often they would not truly realise the full benefits of old friends until their dying weeks and it was not always possible to track them down. Many had become so caught up in their own lives that they had let golden friendships slip by over the years. There were many deep regrets about not giving friendships the time and effort that they deserved. Everyone misses their friends when they are dying.

It is common for anyone in a busy lifestyle to let friendships slip.  But when you are faced with your approaching death, the physical details of life fall away. People do want to get their financial affairs in order if possible. But it is not money or status that holds the true importance for them. They want to get things in order more for the benefit of those they love. Usually though, they are too ill and weary to ever manage this task. It is all comes down to love and relationships in the end. That is all that remains in the final weeks, love and relationships.

5. I wish that I had let myself be happier.

This is a surprisingly common one. Many did not realise until the end that happiness is a choice. They had stayed stuck in old patterns and habits. The so-called 'comfort' of familiarity overflowed into their emotions, as well as their physical lives. Fear of change had them pretending to others, and to themselves, that they were content.  When deep within, they longed to laugh properly and have silliness in their life again.

When you are on your deathbed, what others think of you is a long way from your mind. How wonderful to be able to let go and smile again, long before you are dying.

Life is a choice. It is YOUR life. Choose consciously, choose wisely, choose honestly.

Choose happiness.
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为什么报纸总比平板电脑来的好？ Why Newspaper is Always Better than Tablet?

帝女花 (英文版) Never Say Goodbye

还是亲老板较好 Rather Kiss My Boss



Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Obama (The Boss)



方便的故事

说到“方便”，有一则相关的笑话值得说说。

有一刚学过点儿中文的美国老外来到中国，中国朋友请他吃饭。到了饭店落座，中国朋友说：“对不起，我去方便一下。”

见老外不明白，在座的中国朋友告诉他说“方便”在中文口语里是“上厕所”的意思。哦，老外意会了。

席中，中国朋友对老外说：“希望我下次到美国的时候，你能帮助提供些方便。”老外纳闷了：他去美国，让我提供些厕所干吗？

道别时，另一位在座的中国朋友热情地对老外说：“我想在你方便的时候请你吃饭。”

见老外惊讶发愣，中国朋友接着说：“如果你最近不方便的话，咱们改日。...”老外无语。

“...咱找个你我都方便的时候一起吃饭。”老外随即倒地!

圣雄甘地语錄 1

Mahatma Gandhi says -

乾隆皇帝解‘夫’字

乾隆到江南巡视，见一农夫杠着锄头，就故意跟身边的宰相张玉书开玩笑：‘这是什么人？’

张回答：‘他是个农夫。’

乾隆又问：‘农夫的夫字怎么写？’

张顺口答道：‘就是二横一撇一捺，轿夫之夫，孔夫子之夫，夫妻之夫，匹夫之夫都是这么写。’

不料乾隆听后摇头说：

‘你这个宰相，连这个夫字的写法也辨别不清。

农夫是刨土之人，上写土字，下加人字；

轿夫肩上扛竿，先写人，再加二根竹竿；

孔老夫子上通天文，下晓地理，这个夫字写个天字出头；

夫妻是两个人，先写二字，后加人字；

匹夫是指大丈夫，这个字先写个大字，加一横便是。

用法不同，写法有别，不能混为一谈啊。’

我饿了

“我饿了”，是句很可爱的话。


跟妈妈说“我饿了”，
妈妈会立刻起身道“我这就做饭去!”

跟爸爸说“我饿了”，
爸爸会笑呵呵地说“走，咱出去吃!”

跟男友说“我饿了”，
他会温柔地问“想吃什么呢?”

跟女友说“我饿了”，
她永远都会回你“我也是！”

未来的购物乐趣 The Future of Shopping

四大名著对人生的见解

《红楼梦》告诉我们:
凡是真心相爱的，最后都拆散了；凡是胡乱混搭的，最后都团圆了。

《西游记》告诉我们:
凡是有后台的妖怪，最后都修成了正果；凡是没后台的，都被猴子打死了。

《水浒传》告诉我们:
只走白道不行，只走黑道更不行；行的是走黑白两道，官匪勾结的道。

《三国演义》告诉我们:
精兵强将只能一时辉煌；兵多将广才能做得天下。

时间告诉我们:
忙碌的日子里好好照顾自己，人生如赛场。
上半场按学历、权力、职位、业绩、薪金，比上升。
下半场按血压、血脂、血糖、尿酸、胆固醇，比下降。
上半场顺势而为，听命。
下半场事在人为，认命。
希望大家上下兼顾，两场都要嬴。
没病也要体检，不渴也要喝水。
再烦也要想通，有理也要让人。
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夫妻生活定律

洗碗定律：
妻子洗碗易净，丈夫洗碗易碎。

干活定律：
丈夫的眼里，家里总是没有什么活；妻子的眼里，家里总有干不完的活。

做事定律：
做事见好就收的总是丈夫；做事想好上加好的常是妻子。

说话定律：
夫妻之间谁说的话越多，谁的话就越没分量。

唠嗑定律：
越唠越有精神的多是妻子，越唠话越少的多是丈夫。
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