Sunday, June 9, 2013

Perfect Toilets-sign 厕所指示牌


注:英文 right 有”对“也有”右“的意思。原文的意思是:男厕在左,女厕在右。

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Harvard's exam question 哈佛考题

This is the question from Harvard's Science Research. 这是哈佛科学研究的考题。

Use of calculator is prohibited.  禁止用计算机。

The question is.... If 考题如下:如果

1 = 5 
2 = 25 
3= 125 
4 = 625 

5 =?

Answer is at the bottom, 答案在下面

Answer is 答案是 =1 

Have you forgotten?你忘了? 1=5 

Got it wrong like me? 像我这样答错了?
No wonder you also did not get into Harvard. Ha, ha, ha……!! 哈哈哈,难怪你也进不了哈佛。。。。

Monday, March 4, 2013

没有穿衣服!Locked Out of Hotel Room

A man gets locked out of his hotel room while trying to leave his room-service dishes outside his door.

Unfortunately, he was naked! 



Friday, February 22, 2013

A Little Bird Flying South 小鸟南飞

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. 

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. 

As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. 

A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. 

The morals of the story are: 

1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 

3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!







1) 不是每个在你身上拉屎的都是你的敌人。

2) 不是每个把你从屎堆中拉出来的都是你的朋友。

3) 当你满身都是屎的时候,闭上你的鸟嘴。

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Crazy, Not Stupid 神经,可是不笨

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a mental hospital.

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to leave the premises. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.

As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic. 

One patient happened to walk by and he asked the driver what happened.Since there's nothing much he can do, the driver told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him and said: "You can't even fix such a simple problem? No wonder you are destined to be a truck driver." 

"Here's what you can do: take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres, and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones. It is as easy as that."

The driver was very impressed and asked: "You're so smart! Then why are you here at the mental hospital?"

The patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy, not stupid. OK?!"

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

We Aim to Please

This notice is seen in the male toilet:

We aim to please,
You aim too, please.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012