个人移动装置 Personal Mobility Device

Call it personal mibility device? Or is it really a persoanl immobility device?

非凡的中国人 The Mighty Chinese

Nothing is impossible in China, and just see for yourself ......

廉价航空服务 No Frills Airlines

Keeping passengers safe in the air.


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请问您会说英语吗？ Excuse me, Can you Speak English?

An Italian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. 

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs. 

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

Continue reading............

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What were you thinking?

Her husband speaks English! 
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澳洲水灾 Australia's Worst Floods: Toowoomba Flood 10 Jan 2011

Flash Flooding in Toowoomba

Toowoomba (nicknamed 'The Garden City') is a city in South East Queensland, Australia, It is located 127 km (79 miles) west of Queensland's capital city, Brisbane. With an estimated district population of 128,600, Toowoomba is Australia's second largest inland city and its largest non-capital inland city.

The recent flooding in Queensland, Australia is the worst natural disaster in its history. Three-quarters of the state of Queensland has been declared a disaster zone. Flooding has affected over 200,000 people in the Fitzroy, Burnett, Condamine, Mary and Brisbane river basins. A total of 41 deaths have so far been attributed to the flooding, and 67 people remain missing.
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发牢骚的老头 A Classic Grouchy Old Man

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they resumed their trip. 

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her reading glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about 40 minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. 

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly throughout the entire return-drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he actually became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To the poor wife’s relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her:

"While you're in there, you might as well also get back my hat and the credit card."

日本：高科技车门 Japanese Invent High Tech Car Door

老大爷与奸商 A Clever Old Man

老大爷到菜市场要买红番茄。挑了三个放到秤盘里。

摊主秤了下说：“ 一斤半，三块七。”

大爷说：“我就做个汤，用不着那么多。”说完就去掉了个儿最大的那个红番茄。

摊主迅速又瞧一眼秤子: “ 一斤二两，三块。”

大爷从容的掏出了七毛钱，拿起刚刚去掉的那个大的红番茄，扭头就走了……
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