你被爱的时候 When You Are Loved .........

A popular joke in China (一個中国国内的笑話)

If a woman loves you, that makes you a "husband".
如一個女人愛你，你是丈夫；

If a few women love you, that makes you a "MAN".
如幾個女人愛你，你是男人；

If over a dozen women love you, that makes you a "Crooked Official".
如十幾個女人愛你，你是貪官； 

If a hundred women love you, that makes you a "Star".
如一百個女人愛你，你是偶像；

If a thousand women love you, that makes you a "Hero".
如一千個女人愛你，你是英雄； 

If ten thousand women love you, that makes you a "Leader".
如一萬個女人愛你，你是領袖；

If all the women in China love you, that makes you "Renminbi $$$".
如全中国的女人都愛你，那你就是"人民幣"了！

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