Perfect Toilets-sign 厕所指示牌

厕所指示牌：男士请向左，因为女士永远"对“。

注：英文 right 有”对“也有”右“的意思。原文的意思是：男厕在左，女厕在右。

Harvard's exam question 哈佛考题

This is the question from Harvard's Science Research. 这是哈佛科学研究的考题。

Use of calculator is prohibited.  禁止用计算机。

The question is.... If 考题如下：如果


1 = 5 
2 = 25 
3= 125 
4 = 625 

5 =?






Answer is at the bottom， 答案在下面



















Answer is 答案是 =1 

Have you forgotten？你忘了？ 1=5 



Got it wrong like me? 像我这样答错了？
No wonder you also did not get into Harvard. Ha, ha, ha……!! 哈哈哈，难怪你也进不了哈佛。。。。

不能没有纸！Paper is not dead !

它不是万能的，但是没有它是万万不能的。

没有穿衣服！Locked Out of Hotel Room

A man gets locked out of his hotel room while trying to leave his room-service dishes outside his door.

Unfortunately, he was naked! 

一名男士把餐盘放在旅店房间外面时，被锁在门外。

不幸的是，他当时没有穿衣服。

A Little Bird Flying South 小鸟南飞

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. 

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. 

As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. 

A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. 

The morals of the story are: 

1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 

3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

很多年前听来的一则有关小鸟南飞的故事，很欣赏这则已经找不到出处的作者的功力，能够用这么精简通俗的语言和故事结构，来传达生活哲理。

"一只小鸟正在飞往南方过冬的途中，天气太冷了，小鸟冻僵了，从天上掉下来，跌在一大片农田里。

它躺在田里就将冻死的时候，一只母牛刚好经过，而且拉了一坨屎在它身上。

冻僵的小鸟被埋在牛屎堆里，发掘牛粪真是很温暖了。牛粪让它慢慢缓过劲儿来了！它躺在牛屎堆里，又暖和又开心，就开始高兴地唱起歌来了。

一只路过的猫听到了小鸟的歌声，走过来查个究竟。顺著声音，猫发现了躲在牛粪中的小鸟，非常敏捷地将它刨了出来，并将它给吃了！"

这个故事的寓意是……

1) 不是每个在你身上拉屎的都是你的敌人。

2) 不是每个把你从屎堆中拉出来的都是你的朋友。

3) 当你满身都是屎的时候，闭上你的鸟嘴。